for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
The first guy I ever kissed (6th grade~~~) was walking me to the bus, carrying my books, after a hard day at school. He stopped me, looked at me and asked, “Can I kiss you?” And he did. And it was wonderful. And then he scared away this little dork who was staring at us dumbfounded.
Of course he got expelled a few weeks later because he was a drug dealer.
Thus setting up my romantic expectations for the rest of my life.