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An Ocean of Starlight

Aug 22 '14

padacockles-in-the-impala asked:

What's the best way to get rid of glitter?

not-misha:

Rub yourself on someone who wants glitter on them less than you do. Glitter naturally clings to the surface on which it is least welcome.

Aug 22 '14

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

I love my Nicki.

He looks like such a sad little boy at the end of that scene.

Aug 22 '14

podcastdetected:

Remember the new Six to Start game “Superhero Workout" we talked about in last week’s episode?

Here is the official trailer (some of these voices will sound familiar to ZR! fans)! We also have an official release date for iOS users: August 20th (aka the day after tomorrow!!!!)

According to Six to Start, Android users will have to wait until fall :(

Using iOS? Trying the game? Let us know if you like it, and what you think about it!

OMG this looks amazing!!!

Aug 21 '14

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

Aug 21 '14

batmansymbol asked:

omg you're the best, thank you so much for such a long list! i'll check 'em out

Yay! :) Very happy to help <3

Tags: batmansymbol
Aug 21 '14

batmansymbol:

i’m looking for STUPIDLY HAPPY SONGS. like “upside down” by the a*teens, “reflections” by misterwives, “some nights” by fun., “rather be” by clean bandit, “i wanna get better” by bleachers … that level of happy.

(i recommend all those songs if you want a mood boost by the way)

cAN YOU HELP ME?

Oh yesss, this is seriously my forte!!

Upbeat & Happy:

  • Avril Lavigne - Contagious
  • Hilary Duff - All About You
  • Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
  • Ariana Grande - Break Free
  • Taylor Swift - 22
  • Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
  • LEN - Steal My Sunshine
  • Flo Rida - Whistle
  • One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
  • Kara - Step
  • Boston - More Than A Feeling
  • Lady Gaga - Sexxx Dreams
  • Copeland - Pin Your Wings
  • the Glee version of Friday
  • LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
  • Bonnie McKee - American Girl
  • David Bowie (from Labyrinth) - Magic Dance
  • Toni Basil - Mickey
  • Simon & Milo - Pretty Girls
  • Simon & Milo - Get a Clue
  • Spice Girls - Wannabe
  • Hanson - Mmmbop

Calm & Happy:

  • Taylor Swift - State of Grace
  • Hunter Hayes - Wanted
  • Kelly Clarkson - Ready
  • T.I. - Whatever You Like (radio edit)
  • Katie Gray - From Far Away
  • Hootie & The Blowfish - Only Wanna Be With You
  • Hootie & The Blowfish - Hold My Hand
  • Miss A - I Don’t Need A Man
  • Boston - Peace of Mind
  • The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu
  • Paramore - Still Into You
  • Patterns - Sunny Days

Not Really Happy, But Empowering/Rebellious:

  • Martina McBride - Independence Day
  • Jillette Johnson - Torpedo
  • Kelly Clarkson - Don’t Let Me Stop You
  • Go Your Own Way (original or Glee version)
  • The Pretty Reckless - Fucked Up World

I hope this helps!!  Let me know which ones you end up liking please, I’m curious. :)

Aug 20 '14

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

The “good posture” one looks just as awkward and strange as the others???  Maybe it’s just his haircut and how he’s dressed.

(Source: iraffiruse)

Aug 20 '14
  • person: *insulting me* you fake, you a hoe, you always in other people's business and you constantly swerve outta ya own lane, but complain when people swerve outta theirs??? and you a BITCH!!!
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  • me: damn....das tru
Aug 19 '14
reasonsmysoniscrying:

humansofnewyork:

"I have a one-and-a-half year old daughter at home. There are two things that we do every day. When I get home from work in the evening, she runs to me, and asks me to buy her a sausage. And every morning when she wakes up— at exactly 5:30 AM — she needs to go to the bathroom, and she screams for me to bring her the pot. She never screams for Mom. Just for me. How this became my job, I don’t know." (Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

This all sounds VERY familiar.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

humansofnewyork:

"I have a one-and-a-half year old daughter at home. There are two things that we do every day. When I get home from work in the evening, she runs to me, and asks me to buy her a sausage. And every morning when she wakes up— at exactly 5:30 AM — she needs to go to the bathroom, and she screams for me to bring her the pot. She never screams for Mom. Just for me. How this became my job, I don’t know." 
(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

This all sounds VERY familiar.

Aug 19 '14

Save My Daughter. Share This Video.

(Source: youtube.com)