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An Ocean of Starlight

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14
"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via beautiessleeping)

(Source: youfeellikeraindrops)

Jul 23 '14
Oh my.

Oh my.

Jul 23 '14

imsureitslovely replied to your post: A message I just got on OKCupid

GET ON THAT! Everyone needs a sex idiot.

HAHAHAHA

omg

this may be the best advice I’ve ever received.

You know what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna look at this as a chance to practice being non-judgmental and also as an ego boost :3

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

Seething with jealousy

That old friend that left for another school that I cried about today?

Messaged her

She’s getting married.

She was single when we met and we bonded over that, then I got a bf, then she got a bf about a month later, then my bf and I broke up…

and now she’s getting married.

I’m happy for her whatever whatever but

SERIOUSLY

WHY NOT ME >:(

WHYYYY NOTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jul 23 '14

how do you not know what contraception is

why would you not Google it rather than admit you don’t know

am i being too harsh here

Jul 23 '14

A message I just got on OKCupid

So it’s NOT cool to lie on your profile. There’s no flipping way a woman as gorgeous as you single. There’s no way a man would walk away from a woman like you. So maybe you should be a little more honest on this site.

I feel…attacked???  Lol.

Also, copypasta: not a good look, boys.

ETA: Same dude, holy shit -

Jul 23 '14

anyotherday:

“Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”

— Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

This is super good advice

Except

I’m afraid I’ll never get married.

I have extremely high standards for people I’m in charge of.  My students live up to my expectations beautifully.

The adults I know though…they always, ALWAYS disappoint me.

I think it’s my fault though.  I look for flaws in people.  I always think I can do things better than others.  Except cleaning and cooking.  Very happy to let other people do things like that for me.

And I say I want to be a housewife lol.  Fuck.

Fuck.

Single forever ^_^ v

(Source: capecodcollegiate)

Jul 23 '14

This is way more entertaining than it has any right to be.